Funny Conversations from Last Week

1. I was talking about my dad and Niko asked who I was talking about
Niko: Mom who are you talking about?
Me: I'm talking about grandpa, grandpa at the beach (usually what he calls my dad)
Niko: Oh you mean your dad?
Me: Yeah I'm talking about my dad
Niko: Oh, so you're talking about your dad, who lives in Hawaii and is 59 years old?
*pause*
*laughter from me*
Me: Yes, Niko thats who I'm talking about.
Niko: Ok


I was at work and a man accidentally pressed his medical alarm this was our conversation:
Me: This is Erinne with Alert One do you need help?

Customer: Huh? Who's there?

Me: This is Erinne, with your medical alarm system do you need help?

Customer: Who's there? COME OUT INTO THE LIGHT SO I CAN SEE YOU!!

Me: __________, I'm not in your home I'm coming from your medical system.

Customer: Just because my tv's on I still can hear you and know you're there!

Me: I'll disconnect for you and try calling your son "so & so"



I was at Janelle's wedding and I spent a lot of my time chatting with Janelle's little sister Jennie. However, being the sister of the bride she was very busy so we'd chat and then she'd run off for 20 min and then come back. Janelle's 7 soon to be 8yr old cousin Brian came and chatted with me for a very long time. Him and I sat on a bench and chatted about all sorts of things. Here's what I learned about my little friend: His birthday is soon. He didn't know what he wanted except for a 3ds so his dad is giving him $200. He has really cool new basketball shoes that he wished he was able to wear to the wedding. He gets panda express every week and his favorite thing to get is orange chicken. Oh and he thinks he'll get married in about 15-16 yrs and he can speak a little Chinese. Wow, we talked for so long and it was long enough for people to notice since they were pointing and smiling & the photographer sneakily took pics of us hanging out together. What a cute little gentleman.